Thats right! Im just here to tell you what i learnt on friday... Oh wait, i skipped classes on friday... So THURSDAY! I swear to god its the first thing i learnt from EST lesson by THE awesome:
TEACHER SC! :)
She was teaching about how unhealthy instant frozen burger is so i was curious: who haven't eaten a burger in their life so i enquired! :P
FD : Teacher! Then you've never eaten a burger in ur whole life is it?
Teacher: Yes, Of course. Before i did, but now i make my own burgers.
FD : Huh?! How do you make your own burgers la teacher?
(She comes close to my table to explain)
Teacher: Oh very easy.... You buy a whole chicken. Cut out the BREAST part. And you make it ROUND
(I swear to god she was smiling as i couldn't tahan anymore)
FD : REALLY?! (merely laughing)
Teacher: Yes. Why are you laughing?
FD : I love EST, teacher! :P
HAHAHAHA thats right mates!
You SEE!!! I dont flirt with teachers! Teachers flirt with me!
Knowing me, you dont expect me to resist that would you?!
Damn week.
Screw it....
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
what are the odds 2 person tagged you in the same shit?
Rules:
Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you
1. I dont know how i agreed to do this tag bcos i just dont bother other times
2. Whats up with people assuming that i have a girlfriend? so what if i have?
3. In my mind, women are always naked... (most of em anyway) :P
4. I can do wonders on the phone... thats right! ;)
5. I dont like parties and partying... hahahaha serious shit :P
6. I strongly believe on the fact that age is just a number... yeah!
7. Kisses doesnt mean much to me... i blame my worst sin: LUST
8. Stronger self-control is the one thing i hope i could have
9. My goal is to stay away from the things that im not supposed to do. (i have failed to do so) :P
10. I have hurt many hearts. And i swore i dont mean any of them.
11. If i could turn back time, I'd still be friends with a few awesome people.
12. What goes around, comes around.... dont ever mock people, why do u think im on braces?
13. People say i always get what i want, well its sad that i cant have the one thing i really want the most
14. Family is my upmost priority. You hurt my family, i make you suffer.
15. Never would i thought i'd stay in St. John's until form 5.
16. I prefer travelling alone, it resembles adventure and coolness... also i have all the time to myself........to check out the stewardess!! :P
17. In my room, there are a stack of FHM's that you will NEVER find! :P
18. I AM a sweet tooth.
19. I could choose to be a race driver prefessionally if it wasnt for my passion over aviation
20. I hate it when people think that i cant speak malay, HEY! its my mother tounge! And i grow up according to proper MALAY culture... bangga siot!!
21. Small and cute's my thing although hot and sexy are always the ones i go for... :P
22. I admit Maya is the best! she makes awesome-est choc-filled cupcakes that i lovess!! Im gonna invest in opening her bakery some day
23. I cool down and melt when i get ice-cream, donuts, cupcakes!, cakes, muffins, all these pastry stuff la
24. Most of you dont know, haha thats what this is for.....I am a pre-mature baby.
25. You never know if im mocking you even when im smiling... so SMILE asses!! :D
NOW, i tag those who have read this. Yeah! i mean YOU! i wanna know 25 nonsense about you!
I blame this tag to melissa and gina... except melissa's was 16, not 25 but what the hell la...
Hectic February!
Screw it...
Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you
1. I dont know how i agreed to do this tag bcos i just dont bother other times
2. Whats up with people assuming that i have a girlfriend? so what if i have?
3. In my mind, women are always naked... (most of em anyway) :P
4. I can do wonders on the phone... thats right! ;)
5. I dont like parties and partying... hahahaha serious shit :P
6. I strongly believe on the fact that age is just a number... yeah!
7. Kisses doesnt mean much to me... i blame my worst sin: LUST
8. Stronger self-control is the one thing i hope i could have
9. My goal is to stay away from the things that im not supposed to do. (i have failed to do so) :P
10. I have hurt many hearts. And i swore i dont mean any of them.
11. If i could turn back time, I'd still be friends with a few awesome people.
12. What goes around, comes around.... dont ever mock people, why do u think im on braces?
13. People say i always get what i want, well its sad that i cant have the one thing i really want the most
14. Family is my upmost priority. You hurt my family, i make you suffer.
15. Never would i thought i'd stay in St. John's until form 5.
16. I prefer travelling alone, it resembles adventure and coolness... also i have all the time to myself........to check out the stewardess!! :P
17. In my room, there are a stack of FHM's that you will NEVER find! :P
18. I AM a sweet tooth.
19. I could choose to be a race driver prefessionally if it wasnt for my passion over aviation
20. I hate it when people think that i cant speak malay, HEY! its my mother tounge! And i grow up according to proper MALAY culture... bangga siot!!
21. Small and cute's my thing although hot and sexy are always the ones i go for... :P
22. I admit Maya is the best! she makes awesome-est choc-filled cupcakes that i lovess!! Im gonna invest in opening her bakery some day
23. I cool down and melt when i get ice-cream, donuts, cupcakes!, cakes, muffins, all these pastry stuff la
24. Most of you dont know, haha thats what this is for.....I am a pre-mature baby.
25. You never know if im mocking you even when im smiling... so SMILE asses!! :D
NOW, i tag those who have read this. Yeah! i mean YOU! i wanna know 25 nonsense about you!
I blame this tag to melissa and gina... except melissa's was 16, not 25 but what the hell la...
Hectic February!
Screw it...
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Work lead me to her
PCC annual dinner ball was the bomb... I'm gonna be mysterious and tell you about the highlight of the night, the most most amazing most awesome most out of my mind thing that happened....
Scene 1 starts
F : *talks to himself while watching her enter the hall*.....Damn she's looking smoking hot, Fcuk, she's leaving for japan soon.... *melts*
Mr F walks away with his mind fantasizing on her and resuming duty
Scene 1 finishes
Scene 2 starts
Everyone was around socializing while the jazz singer was at the front, Mr F was leaning at the open bar staring into spaces UNTIL she walks towards him with a smile
H T: *giggles* heard you're the man behind tonight...
F : heard you're leaving me for japan...(maintaining so-called macho in a very flirtacious tone)
H T: *smiles* Well since i lost my no.1 fan, i wasn't left with much choices am i? *smiles*
F : hah! really?! *grabs his phone and showed her 'indah' on his phone playlist*...u still think so?
H T : *amazed look with smile* Thats the first time my music's on a phone rather than my own....
F : Told ya... So does that means you're not leaving for japan?
H T : Awww you give me every reason not to haha but u know its just something i have to do....
Ey wait.... *smiles then laugh* you really got me in the mood, i forgot who i was talking to.
F : ohh well.... *stares while hurting inside*
H T : wow, you really dont want me to go... i never figured... come on, u should be happy for me..
F : Hah i am happy... Its just... i dont want you to fall for a japanese guy, they're blergh!
H T : *laugghhs* awwww you know the main reason im there right... *laughs* besides, I will be
waiting for you.... *stares naughtily*
F : *laughs* im not sure i can wait though *laughs*
H T : So dont blame me then...*laughs*.....
Mr F was thinking hard of how to get the conversation going until he saw the people on the dance floor all nice and intimate...
F : * Damn! should i ask her or not??! ohh fuck!!! what if she says no?! I'll look like an idiot...
Well, she has been obliging all night... ah wtf la!*
F : You know what would make me the most luckiest guy on the whole planet tonight?
H T : What?
F : If you, hannah, would care to dance with me... *panicked* but i totally understand if u dont
want to and i'd totally...
H T : I'd love to....
Walks over to the dance floor with her hands and danced.... It was the most meaningful 3 minutes plus plus of Mr F's life as all he did was stared at her beautiful eyes, gorgeous lips and beautiful face. It could've been more if the music was longer but it stopped..
Scene 2 finishes
Scene 3 starts
It was the end of the ball and everyone was making their move and Mr F was heartbroken because she was no where to be seen until nita came to him...
Nita : Eh firdaus, that lady u were steaming on tadi asked for you, she's at the foyer.....
F : Say no more....
Mr F runs to the foyer like he's never run before and saw her smiling then laughing when he was panting
H T: wow wow... relax, im going nowhere.. well i am making my move
F : Sorry didn't catch u inside just now.. Didnt see you
H T: *Smiles* Its okay, u see me now.... *smiles*
F: *smiles* You making a move?
H T: ohh yeah apparently, gotta wake early tomorrow.. another long day awaits
F : Oh then I just wanna wish you all the best in japan, hope you succeed in the industry and make sure i hear you all the way from here okay... *smiles*
H T: Of course! and thanks so much... I never know i have such young caring fans eh no no, admirers...*smiles*
F : Guess you won't be attending our ball again next year?
H T: *laughs* Well you might never know the things i'd do for you... You study smart okay and
take care of yourself, dont worry about me, i'm a big girl.....
F: *Stares like he never stared her before*
H T: Aww you..... *hugs him!*
F : *Felt like he's is cloud 9 and partly steaming!* I'll be in your website everyday!!! update okay
H T : *lets go of the hug* Know what, you can have my email ad, i can trust you with it right??
F: OF COURSE!!!!!
H T: *laughs* Its ***************.... Make sure u dont leave it lying around...
F : PROMISE!! Well.........bye hannah
H T: *Kiss goodbye then smiles* Bye firdaus...
Mr F was left while watching her walk out of the door with 'indah' playing in his mind and out of sight....
Scene 3 finishes
That was the most extravagant thing ever happened to me... Yes, H T is hannah sarah tan and F is well, yours truly...
Damn i miss her so damn badly already.... But what the hell!! i got her private email while the rest of you assholes still go to her website... :P
I'm sleepy....
Screw it...
Scene 1 starts
F : *talks to himself while watching her enter the hall*.....Damn she's looking smoking hot, Fcuk, she's leaving for japan soon.... *melts*
Mr F walks away with his mind fantasizing on her and resuming duty
Scene 1 finishes
Scene 2 starts
Everyone was around socializing while the jazz singer was at the front, Mr F was leaning at the open bar staring into spaces UNTIL she walks towards him with a smile
H T: *giggles* heard you're the man behind tonight...
F : heard you're leaving me for japan...(maintaining so-called macho in a very flirtacious tone)
H T: *smiles* Well since i lost my no.1 fan, i wasn't left with much choices am i? *smiles*
F : hah! really?! *grabs his phone and showed her 'indah' on his phone playlist*...u still think so?
H T : *amazed look with smile* Thats the first time my music's on a phone rather than my own....
F : Told ya... So does that means you're not leaving for japan?
H T : Awww you give me every reason not to haha but u know its just something i have to do....
Ey wait.... *smiles then laugh* you really got me in the mood, i forgot who i was talking to.
F : ohh well.... *stares while hurting inside*
H T : wow, you really dont want me to go... i never figured... come on, u should be happy for me..
F : Hah i am happy... Its just... i dont want you to fall for a japanese guy, they're blergh!
H T : *laugghhs* awwww you know the main reason im there right... *laughs* besides, I will be
waiting for you.... *stares naughtily*
F : *laughs* im not sure i can wait though *laughs*
H T : So dont blame me then...*laughs*.....
Mr F was thinking hard of how to get the conversation going until he saw the people on the dance floor all nice and intimate...
F : * Damn! should i ask her or not??! ohh fuck!!! what if she says no?! I'll look like an idiot...
Well, she has been obliging all night... ah wtf la!*
F : You know what would make me the most luckiest guy on the whole planet tonight?
H T : What?
F : If you, hannah, would care to dance with me... *panicked* but i totally understand if u dont
want to and i'd totally...
H T : I'd love to....
Walks over to the dance floor with her hands and danced.... It was the most meaningful 3 minutes plus plus of Mr F's life as all he did was stared at her beautiful eyes, gorgeous lips and beautiful face. It could've been more if the music was longer but it stopped..
Scene 2 finishes
Scene 3 starts
It was the end of the ball and everyone was making their move and Mr F was heartbroken because she was no where to be seen until nita came to him...
Nita : Eh firdaus, that lady u were steaming on tadi asked for you, she's at the foyer.....
F : Say no more....
Mr F runs to the foyer like he's never run before and saw her smiling then laughing when he was panting
H T: wow wow... relax, im going nowhere.. well i am making my move
F : Sorry didn't catch u inside just now.. Didnt see you
H T: *Smiles* Its okay, u see me now.... *smiles*
F: *smiles* You making a move?
H T: ohh yeah apparently, gotta wake early tomorrow.. another long day awaits
F : Oh then I just wanna wish you all the best in japan, hope you succeed in the industry and make sure i hear you all the way from here okay... *smiles*
H T: Of course! and thanks so much... I never know i have such young caring fans eh no no, admirers...*smiles*
F : Guess you won't be attending our ball again next year?
H T: *laughs* Well you might never know the things i'd do for you... You study smart okay and
take care of yourself, dont worry about me, i'm a big girl.....
F: *Stares like he never stared her before*
H T: Aww you..... *hugs him!*
F : *Felt like he's is cloud 9 and partly steaming!* I'll be in your website everyday!!! update okay
H T : *lets go of the hug* Know what, you can have my email ad, i can trust you with it right??
F: OF COURSE!!!!!
H T: *laughs* Its ***************.... Make sure u dont leave it lying around...
F : PROMISE!! Well.........bye hannah
H T: *Kiss goodbye then smiles* Bye firdaus...
Mr F was left while watching her walk out of the door with 'indah' playing in his mind and out of sight....
Scene 3 finishes
That was the most extravagant thing ever happened to me... Yes, H T is hannah sarah tan and F is well, yours truly...
Damn i miss her so damn badly already.... But what the hell!! i got her private email while the rest of you assholes still go to her website... :P
I'm sleepy....
Screw it...
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Lunch hour never sound this busy
Whats up fellas? I'm blogging from my workdesk, bcos everyone's out for lunch.
Biasa ah, the rest start work at damn 8.30.. As for me? freaking 12pm! haha I was at the tracks from 8 okay...so the PCC annual dinner is on lock.. Now all thats left is just 5th of dec... Lets see if my hardwork pays off or not... I'm quite worried about the turnout though.. but screw it la
As for now, I'm assigned to do auditing.. U knw, store data in computers bla bla bla...
Maya gave me a surprise visit yesterday bcos she was at pavillion.. I was about to blow bcos i told her not to come until i saw JCO on her hands... haha loves ya!
Until today, i got kena from pa twice bcos my music's too loud... i burst out laughing after that so now i'm on headphones and that's a problem too bcos I dont hear a thing when they call me... haha
I'm bored... Loving the pantry, Loving the people, Hating the damn workload...
Screw it....
Biasa ah, the rest start work at damn 8.30.. As for me? freaking 12pm! haha I was at the tracks from 8 okay...so the PCC annual dinner is on lock.. Now all thats left is just 5th of dec... Lets see if my hardwork pays off or not... I'm quite worried about the turnout though.. but screw it la
As for now, I'm assigned to do auditing.. U knw, store data in computers bla bla bla...
Maya gave me a surprise visit yesterday bcos she was at pavillion.. I was about to blow bcos i told her not to come until i saw JCO on her hands... haha loves ya!
Until today, i got kena from pa twice bcos my music's too loud... i burst out laughing after that so now i'm on headphones and that's a problem too bcos I dont hear a thing when they call me... haha
I'm bored... Loving the pantry, Loving the people, Hating the damn workload...
Screw it....
Friday, November 21, 2008
Bloody Arse!!!
Bloody hell man... I was in in S'pore for freaking 3 days and this much have happened?
What The F^&*?!
I am never leaving M'sia again wei... And supposedly, i have another trip soon... hahaha huhuhu
I was away for 3 days, 72 hours and got knws how many seconds and u knw what happened:
-Bloody JMC sent me a letter said i was accepted for next week's race when before they told me its ass-fully full!
-Syayira and Shahir got back together [Yeah whats up with that man?!]
- Pa shaved off his mustache :P
- Maya got bigger... at that part :P
-Mischievous just got mischiever!!
- Another girl proved me that girls do have baaaddd taste :(
Tension ah camni.... hah!
Anyway S'pore was fun... haha yeap it was wasn't it?
Pics? DvT la
Hols! busy siot!!!
Screw it....
What The F^&*?!
I am never leaving M'sia again wei... And supposedly, i have another trip soon... hahaha huhuhu
I was away for 3 days, 72 hours and got knws how many seconds and u knw what happened:
-Bloody JMC sent me a letter said i was accepted for next week's race when before they told me its ass-fully full!
-Syayira and Shahir got back together [Yeah whats up with that man?!]
- Pa shaved off his mustache :P
- Maya got bigger... at that part :P
-Mischievous just got mischiever!!
- Another girl proved me that girls do have baaaddd taste :(
Tension ah camni.... hah!
Anyway S'pore was fun... haha yeap it was wasn't it?
Pics? DvT la
Hols! busy siot!!!
Screw it....
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Tention sial!!!
I was seriously just about to go to sleep when i discovered something......
And I just have to blog about it...
GIRLS HAVE BAAADDDD TASTEEE!!!!
Some of 'em anyway
but STILL!!! BBBAAAADDDD TASSTEEEE!!!!
But DAMN man! Think ladies! Think!!! They are gonna be the father of your babies!!!
WHAT in the WORLD happened to girls weiiiii.... Tak boleh tido sial camni!!
TENTION AH!!!!
This is reallly EFFING bothering me weiii....
ARGHHARAGHHH!!!!!!!!!
And I just have to blog about it...
GIRLS HAVE BAAADDDD TASTEEE!!!!
Some of 'em anyway
but STILL!!! BBBAAAADDDD TASSTEEEE!!!!
But DAMN man! Think ladies! Think!!! They are gonna be the father of your babies!!!
WHAT in the WORLD happened to girls weiiiii.... Tak boleh tido sial camni!!
TENTION AH!!!!
This is reallly EFFING bothering me weiii....
ARGHHARAGHHH!!!!!!!!!
Monday, November 10, 2008
"holla-ween"
Right! to clear the air.... i DONT [i think] have a girlfriend... So i had a good day with a female, so what?! its not like YOU yeah i mean YOU have been neglected by me... asssss!!!
anyway! haloween! is...... messed up.. haha yeap had 3 costume/b'day party.. the whole idea of scaring isn't there anymore and that's supposed to be the main attraction. So since i'm one lazy ass who just wanna enjoy after exam stress... 2 of those party i went as bond and one as hitman.. haha almost la but without the bald
I met a lot of people i mean characters or vampires or whatnot but yeah it was fun especially Chee Wen's party :P.... haha i knoooow...
Apparently this is the last week of school and yeah, i think im attending all of em.. what im gonna do during or after school is to absolute discretion. haha but whatever it is, I think im gonna miss school though...
Spm's tomorrow so good luck all of the form fivers... Be very happy that your time is here bcos my time is yet to come and the pressure is killing me already...
Pics? surf DvA la...
Screw it...
anyway! haloween! is...... messed up.. haha yeap had 3 costume/b'day party.. the whole idea of scaring isn't there anymore and that's supposed to be the main attraction. So since i'm one lazy ass who just wanna enjoy after exam stress... 2 of those party i went as bond and one as hitman.. haha almost la but without the bald
I met a lot of people i mean characters or vampires or whatnot but yeah it was fun especially Chee Wen's party :P.... haha i knoooow...
Apparently this is the last week of school and yeah, i think im attending all of em.. what im gonna do during or after school is to absolute discretion. haha but whatever it is, I think im gonna miss school though...
Spm's tomorrow so good luck all of the form fivers... Be very happy that your time is here bcos my time is yet to come and the pressure is killing me already...
Pics? surf DvA la...
Screw it...
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